Published by the Times-Georgian–July 28, 2013
by Joe Garrett
They don’t serve cheese grits at St. Mary’s Hospital in London.
Last week, the world celebrated the announcement of the arrival of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s little boy. As thousands of people in London cheered the news, it brought back memories of my experience as my wife Ali delivered our first child Turner almost 11 years ago at Tanner Medical Center.
Instead of thousands cheering the birth of my son outside Tanner, we had every relative from both sides of the family show up after his birth. However, it was for different reasons. My uncle had heart problems and was admitted to the cardiac area. My cousin was in an accident and awaited surgery on the second floor while my great-aunt rested on the third floor. She was just sick from old age.
The flash bulbs fired away as I held my son up to a window for the family to see him. I almost dropped him with all of the excitement, but held him tight as the crowd smiled with joy.
I’m from the generation where the men are allowed to stay in the delivery room and cut the umbilical cord. Even the Lamaze classes offered teach pregnant mothers and their delivery room partners to learn about the birthing process. I’ve forgotten most of the content from these classes except I’ll never forget the title the non-pregnant partners were given—“Coaches.”
“Just call me Coach Garrett,” I whispered to my wife.
“If you try to help me count or really even open your mouth while I’m in the delivery room, you may get kicked out,” she replied. “And I refuse to call you Coach.”
So, I kept my mouth shut when we arrived on that hot August day in 2002 to await the birth of our firstborn. My wife’s mother sat with us in the delivery room while we waited for Ali’s contractions to get closer as a “Bewitched” marathon aired on the television hanging from the wall.
“Why don’t you go get a cup of coffee?” my mother-in-law suggested.
That’s when I made a great discovery.
Not only did I grab a cup of coffee from the Tanner Cafeteria, but I discovered their cheese grits which earned a five-star rating that morning. I also grabbed a biscuit and a side of bacon. Although I knew my wife would harass me for eating a Southern breakfast while she was confined to a hospital bed in pain, I knew it was important to eat if I had to step up and “coach” during delivery.
My wife allowed “Coach Garrett” to reenter the delivery room on the condition I wouldn’t speak. I agreed and a few hours later our lives changed forever as I watched the birth of my son.
There’s an old saying from the military, “There are no atheists in foxholes.” I quickly recalled that line as I now say, “There are no atheists in delivery rooms.” It’s truly a jaw-dropping experience to see a baby take his first breath while crying tears after entering this new world. It’s truly another magnificent experience to watch a mother hold her baby for the first time. The connection…the joy…the love—is there anything better?
Within a few minutes after our son arrived, my wife smiled at me. I took her smile as a signal that “Coach Garrett” could talk once again.
My guess is Prince William has experienced these same incredible feelings since watching the birth of his son. My other guess is he couldn’t find cheese grits in the St. Mary’s Hospital Cafeteria in London.
Either way, I may never meet Prince William in my lifetime. If we should cross paths, I think he would tell me that the title of “Prince” is something he’s grateful to uphold, but he’s now even more grateful to hold the grandest title of all. Because there’s nothing better than being a “Daddy.”